welcome my friends to the hell that never ends...
school in 1day. joy.
now, i flee.

intro:
''...once in a while, the moon turns aqua and reveals it's dark side. This is a rare occurance. On occassion there is one that has a unique quality, born as often as the lunar shade...''

Application For Best Friend Position


Last name- Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatiiiiiiidaaaa
First name- Erin *cough, hack*
Nickname- Rinny


CHECK THE CORRECT ANSWER
Does your family have a pool? (Yes/No)- Yes
Are you often required to have young siblings with you to hang out? (Yes/No)- No
Are you willing to share your candy? (Yes/No)- Yes
Have you ever been convicted of a felony? (Yes/No)- No


TYPE YOUR ANSWERS IN THE BELOW DESIGNATED AREAS
Why do you want to be my best friend, and what contributions will you make to my life?- Humor and food
Please list any skills, recently aquired video games, or anything else that will enhance this friendship-
-Ability to piss off men
- Laugh factor
-Frequent pity parties


CHOOSE THE APPROPRIATE ANSWER
1. It's 4 AM and the phone rings. It's the FBI telling you I have been arrested for plotting to take over the world. You-
a. hang up and go back to sleep.
b. make some phone calls and get the best legal help available.
c. quickly spring into action and plot a daring jailbreak, then join me in my quest for total world domination.
C!

2. During a very tense moment in math class, I purposely burp. The teacher starts to reprimand me. You-
a. point to me and say, "Yep, that's who did it, Teach!"
b. point to someone who you and I dislike and say, "HE did it!!"
c. stand up and say, "I cannot tell a lie. Only because of me amazing powers of ventriloquism was I able to throw my burp in my best friend's direction."
B

3. At the local pool or lake, you notice that not only am I drowning, but so is the entire Senate and House of Reps., as well as the Postmaster General. The fate of the nation- and the nations mail delivery system- is at risk. What do you do?
a. run away and hope for the best. You're not up to the hero thing.
b. rescue the senate first, then the postmaster general, and, in alphabetical order by state, the House of Reps., then me.
c. You save me first. *coughpickthiscough*
C

The statements in this application are completely true and have not been fabricated meerly to weasel my way into this friendship.
Signature (do the best you can. Be weird!)- GLACKBEEPAHHH!
Date- 6?/87?/1946